Nailed it!

*This blog-post may contain cuss words or abusive language, reading on is not appropriate when feelings can get hurt by dirty words etc.*

Hey peeps.. I'm done for today.
Oh yeah, I'm done. I got to take a deep and restoring nap this afternoon. It's 3pm right now and I feel like it's 3am in the morning. In case you expect me to write about the whole week and all of its exciting happenings and appointments, I'm afraid I can't do that today. Sorry for the disappointment.
As I told you, my official training has started this week and referring to the stories told by the other assistants, I am done with the worst thing about it. Yesterday and today I went to the so-called "Mandt"-Training with Michelle, another assistant living in 6th street. Scheduled from 9am to 5pm I didn't really know what was expecting me so I asked the others about it, and they were just laughing about me... I actually don't want to tell you the whole story, it's f*cking exhausting..
The "Mandt"-Training is all about behaviour management, building relationships and how to restrain or support a person with physical contact and so on... so we went to this place and we were like oooookay I know that I should be polite to people and I should treat them with respect, you don't have to f*cking teach me about this stuff. I am not a 3 year old child anymore(I guess). I mean the two instructors were kinda cool, maybe strange at the same time, but it was like unbelievable unnecessary.. just a waste of time that I could have used for like eating paper or staring at my nails or hugging the toilet or whatever, it would still have been more useful and fun than this shitty training.
Pheeew, but now we got it. Nailed it! And yeah of course, you should have seen the tests that we had to do after every one of the 10(!!) chapters.. they just stood right behind us and told us the right answer.. why the f*ck should we even be there?
Okay I now realize that I'm overwhelmed by emotions so I should probably stop writing this mess, before I list a few names who were also sitting in the same class. I've never seen persons as stupid and idiotic as them.. to quote Michelle: "Does the word incompetent mean anything to you?".
Okay to be fair, not everything was bad. We got decent lunch for free, yesterday it was Pizza and today we ordered from a local fast food restaurant and the hot wings were f*cking delicious, but that cannot be an excuse for the shit that we went through. But every assistant has to experience it, I guess. So I'm fine with it and tonight I will probably laugh about it. Yeah, I almost forgot the great trips back home, we were like swearing, cursing and laughing together because the whole training was so silly.
Nevertheless I need some sleep and sorry, I want to apologize for the cuss words, but I f*cking needed it.
Have a nice weekend everybody, I can promise the next(and hopefully more calm) update for sunday!